Is Everyone Here?

Do It When You Can Marriage Jokes Submitted by ajokes If you want to change the world, do it when you are single! Once you' re married, you can't even change the TV channel.

Is Everyone Here? Money Jokes Submitted by Leibel A man was very sick. Doctors feared the worst. He is at home one day, resting in his bed. He looks up and says, "Is my wife here?" His wife replies, "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you." The man goes, "Are my children here?" "Yes, Daddy, we are all here," say the children. "Are my other relatives also here?" And they say, "Yes, we are all here..." The man sits up and says, "Then why in the world is the light on in the kitchen?"

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