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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
She: "I can't marry you. My feelings for you have changed." He: "Okay, give my ring back." She: "No. My feelings for the ring haven't changed."
A teacher had a class with a very shy boy named Jerry and a truly mean girl named Traci. Traci begged for attention and mocked the other kids. One day, the teacher paired up Jerry and Traci for a group project with two other boys. Traci did nothing and just talked to the other two boys, leaving Jerry to do all the work. The teacher asked them, "Why is Jerry doing all the work while you three chat?" Traci quickly replied, "He's hogging everything. Jerry won't let us do anything." The teacher knew this wasn't true. "Then Jerry can rest, since he's already done his share." Traci responded, "No, that's okay. Let him do it. He's a nerd anyways" and got a big laugh out of the other boys. The teacher said, "You should be nice to Jerry; he could be your boss someday." Without hesitation, Jerry said, "No, thanks. When I grow up, I don't plan to be a pimp!"
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