السبت، 31 أغسطس 2024

How High Can You Go?

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Weak Days
Puns
Submitted by RMHawaii

If you think Thursdays are bad, just wait two days...

It will be a sadder day.

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How High Can You Go?
Animal Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop pretty high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. However, the next morning the kangaroo was out again, just roaming around the zoo.

The zoo officials raised the height of the fence to twenty feet. Again, however, the next morning the kangaroo was again roaming around the zoo. This kept on, night after night, until the fence was sixty feet high.

Finally, the camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"

The kangaroo replied, "Probably a hundred feet, unless somebody starts locking the gate at night."

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