الأحد، 1 سبتمبر 2024

The Contraceptive Emergency

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The Contraceptive Emergency
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by HENNE

The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night. "Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive!"

The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.

"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."



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