الثلاثاء، 3 سبتمبر 2024

[CyberJoke3000] September 3, 2024

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Markus Eder shares an insane ski run in this cool video. When I was younger, I used to enjoy skiing -- but not like this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbqHK8i-HdA

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Jerry was water-skiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds. Jerry put his hands in the air and joked, "Don't shoot!" The hunter replied, "Don't quack!"

A young woman went to her doctor with a problem. After much persuasion, the embarrassed girl removed her knickers to reveal she had three vaginas. A normal one in the middle, plus one to the right and another to the left. The doctor was perplexed and disappeared for a few minutes. He returned with a package of waterproof plasters. He placed one over her right vagina and another over her left vagina. "Oh, doctor! Will this cure me?" The doctor replied, "No, but it will stop you getting screwed left and right!"


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