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A man with three girlfriends didn't know which one to marry. So he gave each one $5,000 to see what would happen. The first got a total makeover, new clothes, new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works. She explained, "I spent all the money on myself making me look good for you, because I love you so much." The second bought new golf clubs, a home theater and a big-screen TV and gave them to him. She explained, "I spent all the money buying things for you, because I love you so much." The third invested the $5,000 in the stock market, quickly doubled her money, gave him back his $5,000 and reinvested the rest. She explained, "I invested the rest of the money for our future, because I love you so much." The man carefully considered how each woman has risen to the challenge of his test. So which girl did he marry? The one with the big tits.
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