My Old Kentucky Home

Gym Equipment Misc Jokes Submitted by Danny Jackson I just saw some idiot at the gym... He put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill!

My Old Kentucky Home Musician Jokes Submitted by maryjones An older man at the evening function bowed his head and wept quietly but copiously while while a young woman rendered the plaintive ballad, "My Old Kentucky Home." The hostess tiptoed up to him and inquired tenderly, "Pardon me, are you a Kentuckian?" "Nay, madam," the tearful one replied, "I'm a musician."

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