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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to his family in the waiting room, "It's twins!" The family was excited and asked, "Who do they look like?" Dad paused, smiled, and said, "Each other!"
Little Johnny went to a house of ill repute and asked for a girl with gonorrhea. Madam nodded, sent him upstairs, and then sent up one of her favorites. When she started to undress, Little Johnny asked, "Do you have gonorrhea?" "Gonorrhea? Of course not!" she replied. Little Johnny sent her back down. The madam explained to a second girl, "Go upstairs and tell that fool you have the clap. Let's do what we can to make him happy." The girl agreed. Little Johnny asked, "Do you have gonorrhea?" She smiled and replied, "Of course, I do." "Okay," he said, "Let's go!" When it was over, she said, "Listen, John, I should tell you: I don't really have gonorrhea." Little Johnny smiled and said, "Well, you do now!"
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