The Pet Pig

Broke Bassist Musician Jokes Submitted by Billy Ray Baldwin There was once a bass guitar player that was getting a divorce from his wife. The court ordered that his wife was guaranteed to HALF of what he owned. So she got his E string and his D string.

The Pet Pig Animal Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 Carol: What's your pet pig's name? Alice: Ballpoint. Carol: Is that his real name? Alice: No, that's his pen name.

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Thought Of The Day: A Lesson Adults Should Learn "Children have a lesson adults should learn, to not be ashamed of failing, but to get up and try again. Most of us adults are so afraid, so cautious, so 'safe,' and therefore so shrinking and rigid and afraid that it is why so many humans fail. Most middle-aged adults have resigned themselves to failure." - Malcolm X

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