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Looking In A Mirror Doctor Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein "I'm a walking economy," a man was overheard saying... "My hairline's in recession, my waist is a victim of inflation, and together they're putting me in a deep depression."

Check In Business Jokes Submitted by HENNE Those of us who worked at the front desk of a convention hotel in Williamsburg, Va., prided ourselves on making the guests feel special. When someone arrived at reception, credit card in hand, we would sneak a peek at it and address him by name. Once during a particularly busy check-in, one of our guests presented a corporate credit card. "Welcome to Williamsburg, Mr. Bell," the desk clerk said. "Oh, please," the man replied, "call me Taco."

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