Two Pints

Unclear Question Misc Jokes Submitted by Quantum321 My house had been burglarized and the police were taking a report. The policeman asked me, "Have you lived here all your life?" I replied, "Hopefully, not yet!"

Two Pints Bar & Drinking Jokes Submitted by HENNE Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the proprietor over and asked him to settle an argument. "Are there two pints in a quart or four?" asked one. "There be two pints in a quart," confirmed the proprietor. They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked for their order. "Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy them for us." The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous, so one of the fellows called out to the proprietor at the other end of the bar, "You did say two pints, didn't you?" "That's right," he called back, "two pints!"

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