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We've all seen doors that close automatically, but did you know you can easily adjust the speed with which they close? And the force with which they latch? You can. And should!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"My wife is a terrible cook." "How bad is she?" "She's so bad our kids pray after dinner!"
A man's wife was in a coma. One day, he decided to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. When he did, she let out a sigh. He found her doctor and told him what had happened. The doctor replied, "That's a good sign. Try rubbing her right breast and see what happens." He did and she moaned. He told the doctor. "Amazing. A real breakthrough. Why don't you go back in and try oral sex? I'll wait out here." About five minutes later, he came out, white as a sheet. "Doc. She's dead!" The doctor was shocked. "What happened?" "I guess she choked."
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