The Effects of Marriage

Your Dreams One Liner Jokes Submitted by wadejagz "Don't give up on your dreams." "Really? You mean it?" "Yeah, just keep sleeping."

The Effects of Marriage Animal Jokes Submitted by Badchen The lion married off a child. Being the king of the jungle, he invited all the animals for the wedding. On the very special night, a mouse walks up the lion and says, "Congratulations brother!" The lion looks at the mouse and says, "Thanks, but since when am I your brother?" The mouse replied, "Well, I was once a lion too, then I got married."

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