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Like Fine Wine Marriage Jokes Submitted by merk Men are like fine wine...
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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The Doctor Doctor Jokes Submitted by Danny Jackson I went to the doctor the other day and complained about my sore feet.
He said: "Gout!"
I said: "But I've only just walked in!"
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Thought Of The Day: Well Balanced Perspective "In order to maintain a well balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him."
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