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Why were the Pyramids of Giza built where they are? Recently, scientists discovered the reason: an ancient, long-dried-out riverbed buried in the desert.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
What has five eyes and fourteen teeth? The third shift at the Waffle House.
A girl tells her boyfriend that if he'll have dinner with her parents on Friday night, afterwards she'll give him her virginity. The boy is ecstatic. Friday after school he heads for the pharmacy to stock up on condoms. Confused by the wide variety, he asks the pharmacist for help. The older man tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and their proper usage. The boy decides to buy a 10-pack, since it's his first time and all. That night, his girlfriend leads him to the dinner table where her parents are already seated. The boy quickly volunteers to say the blessing. He bows his head and prays and prays. One minute, five minutes, ten minutes pass, and still the prayer goes on. Finally, after fifteen minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers, "I had no idea you were so religious!" The boy turns and whispers back, "And I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
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