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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"Rabbi, please explain the Talmud to me." "Very well. But, first, a question: If two men climb up a chimney and one comes out clean and one comes out dirty, which man will wash himself?" "The dirty one." "No. The two men look at each other and the dirty man thinks he is clean and the clean man thinks he is dirty, therefore, the clean man washes himself. Now, a second question: If two men climb up a chimney and one comes out dirty and one comes out clean, which man will wash himself?" "That's easy, Rabbi. You just told me. The man who is clean washes himself because he thinks he is dirty." "No. If they each look at themselves, the clean man knows he doesn't need to wash, so the dirty man washes himself. Now, a third question: If two men climb up a chimney and one comes out dirty and one comes out clean, which man will wash himself?" "Now I don't know, Rabbi. It depends on your point of view. It could be either one." "No. If two men climb up a chimney, how could one man remain clean? They both are dirty and they both wash themselves." "Rabbi, you asked me the same question three times and then gave me three different answers. Is this some kind of a joke?" "No, son. This is the Talmud."
Two hot Swedish maidens were having their picture taken. One asked, "Why is he lookin' at us like that?" The other replied, "He's got to focus." The first one said, "Oh, no! You tell him he's got to take the picture first!"
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