Thoughts On Aging

He Did It His Way One Liner Jokes Submitted by Merkv814 "To do is to be..." -- Descartes. "To be is to do..." -- Sartre. "Do be do be do..." – Sinatra!

Thoughts On Aging Elderly Jokes Submitted by Merkv814 - The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress. - You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started. - You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before. - The cardiologist's diet... if it tastes good, spit it out. - You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas. - When you lean over to pick something up off the floor, you ask yourself if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there.

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