Making Friends

A Towel Joke One Liner Jokes Submitted by Heaven Why can't towels tell jokes? Because they have a dry sense of humor.

Making Friends Business Jokes Submitted by HENNE A forester often has to consult property owners to determine boundary lines. Walking up a dirt road to question one such individual, a forester encountered signs that read: "No Trespassing", "Beware of Dog", and "Keep Out... This Means You!" Finally arriving at the door, he talked with the congenial, cooperative landowner. When my husband was ready to leave, the man said to him, "Come and see me again sometime. I don't get many visitors up this way."

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