Dog Haircut

Rub It In Word Play Jokes Submitted by nerdasaurus I've been prescribed anti-gloating cream... I can't wait to rub it in!

Dog Haircut Animal Jokes Submitted by HENNE A woman took her dog to the parlor for a haircut and asked what it would cost. Being told that it would cost her $50, she was outraged. "I only pay 30 bucks for my own haircut!" she said. The groomer replied, "That may be true. But then you don't bite, do you?"

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