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| Going to Market
Elderly Jokes
Submitted by S B R Two elderly gentlemen in their mid-80s meet in the lobby of their apartment building. Both being hard of hearing, one asked the other in a louder voice, "Are you going to the market?"
The other one replies, "No, no. I am going to the market."
The first gentleman says, "Oh, I thought you were going to the market."
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| Grammar Lesson
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous In a grammar lesson in eighth grade Mrs. O'Neill said, "Paul, give me a sentence with a direct object."
Paul replied, "Everyone thinks you are the best teacher in the school."
"Thank you, Paul," responded Mrs. O'Neill, "but what is the object?"
"To get the best mark possible," said Paul.
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| Thought Of The Day: A Good Place "A dead end is just a good place to turn around."
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