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| Loaning Weight
Misc Jokes
Submitted by MadMark I never actually lose weight anymore.
Apparently, I just loan it out and it comes back with interest.
And lately, I have been getting great rates of return!
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| The Sixteenth Tee
Golf Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous A foursome approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left.
The first golfer teed of and hooked the ball into that direction. But the ball went over the fence and bounced off the bike path onto the road, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and was knocked back on to the fairway.
As they all stood in silent amazement, one man finally asked him, "How on earth did you do that?"
He shrugged his shoulders and said, "You have to know the bus schedule."
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| Thought Of The Day: Lack of Direction "Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four-hour days."
– Zig Ziglar |
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