Family Matters

I Called Her Bluff Marriage Jokes Submitted by aod318 My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name. So I called her Bluff.

Family Matters Family Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein It seems I have spent a lifetime of mouthing mechanically, "Say thank you... Sit up straight... Use your napkin... Close your mouth when you chew... Don't lean back in your chair..." Just when I finally got my husband squared away, the kids came along.

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