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| Are You Wiping Off My Kiss?
Kid Jokes
Submitted by ERS A grandma lovingly gives her granddaughter a kiss on the cheek upon seeing her at a family get-together. Afterwards, she noticed the little girl wiping her cheek.
"Are you wiping off my kiss?" she asked.
"No", she smartly replied, somewhat embarrassed but quick on her feet, "I'm just rubbing it in!"
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| A Penguin Outing
Animal Jokes
Submitted by Veronica Sehnaz Two men are in a truck driving around with a penguin. Noticing the penguin, a traffic cop stops the truck driver and tells him to take this animal to a zoo right away. The next day, the same cop sees the same two men in the same truck with the same penguin again.
He stops them and says, "Didn't I tell you guys to take this animal to a zoo yesterday?"
The driver replies, "We did officer! We are taking him to the movies today."
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| Thought Of The Day: Well Done "Well done is better than well said."
- Benjamin Franklin |
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