Grandma Gets Mugged

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Grandma Gets Mugged Elderly Jokes Submitted by kalcsa My Grandma's sense of humor has always been her strongest attribute. She was mugged a few years ago, unfortunately. As the young punk held her up and demanded all her money, she said, "I don't have any money." "I don't believe you! I'm gonna search you!" he sneered. So he started patting her down all over really well. "I guess you don't have any money," he said disappointed. "I told you," my Grandma replied. "But if you do that again, I'll write you a check."

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