It's Just Too Hot

Shift of Responsibility Bar & Drinking Jokes Submitted by Benjones The new chairman, giving his acceptance speech at the annual meeting of a local society club indicated his concern... "In most associations half the members do most of the work while the other half does nothing. Beginning today this will change. From this day forward this will be reversed!"

It's Just Too Hot News Jokes Submitted by aod318 You know it's just too hot when... 1. Fireflies are asking you to put them out. 2. Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. 3. Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner. 4. Your sweatpants are sweating and you're not even wearing them! 5. The thermometer resigned. 6. The National Weather Service says its too hot to declare a heat advisory.

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