Memory Lapse

Stop Ringing My Phone Puns Submitted by Ryan Faidley Whoever lost their iPhone outside the bar... Please stop ringing my new phone!

Memory Lapse Love Jokes Submitted by nerdasaurus Having too much sex can cause memory loss. I read it on page 14 in a medical journal... On the 14th of November... 2019... At 3:19pm.

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