Is Everyone Here?

Do It When You Can Marriage Jokes Submitted by ajokes If you want to change the world, do it when you are single! Once you' re married, you can't even change the TV channel.

Is Everyone Here? Money Jokes Submitted by Leibel A man was very sick. Doctors feared the worst. He is at home one day, resting in his bed. He looks up and says, "Is my wife here?" His wife replies, "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you." The man goes, "Are my children here?" "Yes, Daddy, we are all here," say the children. "Are my other relatives also here?" And they say, "Yes, we are all here..." The man sits up and says, "Then why in the world is the light on in the kitchen?"

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[CyberJoke3000] August 23, 2024

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CyberJokester Louis Cardell-Ree sends along a 63-year-old comedy bit that still makes me laugh. In 1961, Stan Freberg produced a record album that sounded like a Broadway musical, "The History of the United States." Here's one skit from that, with animation: the story of Yankee Doodle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDRshzINcKw

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Yesterday, I went to a temporary tattoo parlor to get a tattoo. This morning, when it wouldn't wash off, I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlor wasn't there.

For years, Willy's friends had teased him about being impotent. So it was with great glee that Willy reported his wife had just come from the doctor and was pregnant. One agitator said, "Well, why not? Nobody ever doubted your wife!"

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