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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A man, standing at the side of a lake, saw a woman flailing in deep water. Unable to swim, he screamed for help. A nearby fisherman came over. "Help. My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Save her and I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the lake, swam to the woman, put one arm around her, and swam to shore. The fisherman said to the man, "Okay, where's my hundred?" The man replied, "Look, when I her saw going down, I thought she was my wife but this is my mother-in-law." The fisherman reached for his billfold. "Just my luck. What do I owe you?"
What's the difference between a redneck and poor white trash? A redneck will knock his sister up, but poor white trash will marry her!
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