الاثنين، 16 سبتمبر 2024

The Effects of Marriage

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Your Dreams
One Liner Jokes
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"Don't give up on your dreams."

"Really? You mean it?"

"Yeah, just keep sleeping."


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The Effects of Marriage
Animal Jokes
Submitted by Badchen

The lion married off a child. Being the king of the jungle, he invited all the animals for the wedding.

On the very special night, a mouse walks up the lion and says, "Congratulations brother!"

The lion looks at the mouse and says, "Thanks, but since when am I your brother?"

The mouse replied, "Well, I was once a lion too, then I got married."

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