Of Course It's High

The Big Man Upstairs Little Johnny Jokes Submitted by Marty Teacher: What are you grateful for? Megan: I'm grateful for the big man upstairs. Little Johnny: Not me, the big man upstairs drives me nuts! He practices river dancing every night for an hour.

Of Course It's High Doctor Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5 foot 2 inches. She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high. "Of course it's high!" I screamed. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

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What did the pirate's kid get on his report card? Seven Cs.

What has two arms and two legs? A rookie pirate.

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