الثلاثاء، 24 سبتمبر 2024

A Guarantee With My Car

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The Only Country
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The United States is the only country where a housewife hires a woman to do her cleaning, so she can do volunteer work at the day care, where the cleaning woman leaves her child.

Go figure.

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A Guarantee With My Car
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A man came back to the dealer from whom he bought a new car.

"I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car," he said.

"That's right, sir," the salesman answered. "We will replace anything that breaks."

"Fine, I need a new garage door."

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