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Summer Vacation

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It's Bad Grammar
Teacher Jokes
Submitted by Charlie Franks

I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail...

But you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

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Summer Vacation
Misc Jokes
Submitted by merk

Two friends are talking over lunch in an outdoor patio.

"So what are you doing for summer vacation?" one asks.

The other one replies, " I want to go to Italy again, like last year."

The first asks, "Wow! You went to Italy last year?"

The other answers, "No, but I wanted to."


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