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Haunted Castle

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My Bad Dude
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Submitted by Dan the Man 009

Apparently, this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog.

My bad dude, my bad...

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Haunted Castle
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Submitted by HENNE

A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old castle. At the end of the tour, the guide asks her how she enjoyed it. She admits to being a bit worried about seeing a ghost in some of the dark, cob-web filled, rooms and passages.

"Don't worry," says the guide. "I've never seen a ghost all the time I've been here."

"How long is that?" asks the girl.

"About three hundred years."

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