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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
He's so paranoid that his stationary bike has a rear-view mirror.
A woman was in bed with her husband's best friend. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, her phone rang. She answered while her lover listened. "Hello? Oh, hi. Glad you called. Really? Wonderful. Sounds great. Thanks. Tell him 'Hi' for me. Okay, bye." After the phone was safely hung up, her lover asked, "Who was that?" She replied, "Oh, that was my husband telling me about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you!"
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