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| Feelings
Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Retired Terp The wife told her husband, "Let's go antique shopping today. I'm feeling Victorian."
"No," he said, "let's not... I'm feeling baroque!"
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| Start At the Beginning
Doctor Jokes
Submitted by merk When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session.
"I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning."
"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."
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| Thought Of The Day: Being In Love "I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy."
― Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages |
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