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| A, B, or C?
Kid Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein A mother walked up to the pharmacist and said, "I would like vitamins for my son."
"Vitamin A, B or C?" the pharmacist asked.
It doesn't matter," the mother replied. "He can't read yet."
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| How to Treat Brothers and Sisters
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to 'honor thy father and thy mother', she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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| Thought Of The Day: As Long As It Takes "Ask yourself, 'How long am I going to work to make my dreams come true?' I suggest you answer, 'As long as it takes.'"
- Jim Rohn |
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