Jury Duty

Playing Poker One Liner Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 I once played poker with tarot cards... I got a full house and four people died.

Jury Duty Judge Jokes Submitted by CPipe To the irritation of the judge, a man was trying to be excused from jury duty. "Tell me," began the judge, "is there any good reason why you cannot serve as a juror in the trial?" The man replied, "I don't want to be away from my job that long." "Can't they do without you at work?" demanded the judge. "Yes," admitted the juror. "But I don't want them to realize it."

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