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| Tough First Day
Police Jokes
Submitted by HENNE First day as a police officer...
Captain: "Why did you call for back up?"
Me: "There was a fly in my car."
S.W.A.T. Team Leader: "What exactly do you think we do?"
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| Beautiful Words
Relationship Jokes
Submitted by barber7796 Sweetheart to her boyfriend: "Do you love me with all your heart and soul?"
Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!"
Sweetheart: "Do you think I am the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world?"
Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!"
Sweetheart: "Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"
Boyfriend: "Uh-huh!"
Sweetheart: "Oh you say the most beautiful things!"
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| Thought Of The Day: Plant the Seed "The day you plant the seed is not the day you eat the fruit."
- Fabienne Fredrickson. |
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