Father's Lament

Musical Payment Musician Jokes Submitted by wadejagz How do musicians pay their debts? With quarter notes.

Father's Lament Teacher Jokes Submitted by srg The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he's not cheating on his exams."

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