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| Well, He Wanted to Know
Family Jokes
Submitted by outward After years of wondering why he didn't look like his younger sister or brother, a young man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted.
"Yes, you were son," his mother said as she started to cry softly. "But it didn't work out and they brought you back."
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| A Little Jury Help
Misc Jokes
Submitted by Quantum321 A man being tried for murder happens to know one of the jurors. Before jury deliberation, the man finds a way to contact his friend and emphatically demands that he vote for life in prison with the possibility of parole. The friend agrees.
The jury deliberates for a week and returns a verdict of guilty with life imprisonment. The convicted man phones his friend and asks why it took so long for the verdict.
His friend says, "It took me a long time to convince the other jurors for life imprisonment."
"Why is that?"
"Because they wanted to acquit you!"
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| Thought Of The Day: You Talk When You Cease "You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts."
- Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet |
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