It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
On November 11, 1999, I began CyberJoke 3000™. Why? Because I had a collection of a thousand jokes that I had saved over the years to use in my games. I decided to share them with a few friends by emailing them two jokes each day. That mailing list grew to thousands and what happened? More jokes kept coming in! It's been a real joy to open my email each day to smiles from all of you.
But after a quarter-century of sharing jokes, I've decided 25 years is enough. Next week marks CyberJoke's 25th anniversary -- and its end. It's been a fun run.
And "Thank you!" to everyone who has sent in jokes over the years. Stay in touch!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"We need to talk," thought the caveman.
The doctor handed his 75-year-old patient a jar and ordered him to bring back a sample so he could do a sperm count. The next day, the old man returned to the doctor with an empty jar. "What's this?" the doctor asked. "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand—but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand—still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand—nothing. She tried with her left hand—nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with her teeth in, then with her teeth out—still nothing. Finally, we called the lady next door and she tried with both hands and her mouth too—and still nothing." The doctor was shocked. "Your neighbor?" "Yep. No matter how hard we tried, none of us could open that damned jar!"
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