Shaking A Carpet

Clear the Kitchen Table Puns Submitted by Ryan Faidley My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table. I had to get a running start, but I made it!

Shaking A Carpet Misc Jokes Submitted by Harry Finkelstein I was walking down the road and saw my neighbor standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's wrong?" He replied, "It won't start!"

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