Galaxies Colliding

I Gave My Father $100 Marriage Jokes Submitted by chill I gave my father $100 and said, "Buy yourself something that will make your life easier." So he went out and bought a present for my mother.

Galaxies Colliding Lawyer Jokes Submitted by wadejagz The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding. Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble Space Telescope, you can actually see the lawyers rushing to the scene.

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