Why Are the Curtains Closed?

What Does That Mean? Little Johnny Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 Teacher: Are you good in history? Little Johnny: Yes and no. Teacher: What does that mean? Little Johnny: Yes, I'm no good in history.

Why Are the Curtains Closed? Political Jokes Submitted by HENNE A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation and found that the curtains were drawn around him. "Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?" A nurse replied, "No, it's just that there's a fire at the empty warehouse across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."

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