Predicting the Future

Cognitive Consideration Holiday Jokes Submitted by wadejagz I know. I know. People say, "It's the thought that counts, not the gift." But couldn't people learn to think a bit bigger?!?!

Predicting the Future Teacher Jokes Submitted by HENNE While studying the occult, a teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?" His response was, "My mother can." The teacher replied, "Really?" The young boy was quick to explain, "Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home."

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