Two Promises

It Kept On Defrosting Word Play Jokes Submitted by Richard Felt My wife was getting annoyed that I kept leaving freezer door open and it kept on defrosting. We have since split up, it's all water under the fridge.

Two Promises Little Johnny Jokes Submitted by Dan the Man 009 Father: Didn't you promise to be a good boy? Little Johnny: Yes, father. Father: And didn't I promise to punish you if you weren't? Little Johnny: Yes, father. But since I've broken my promise, you don't have to keep yours.

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