Hit the Brakes!

Stealing iPhones Puns Submitted by Danny Jackson There is a guy stealing iPhones around town... At some point he's going to face time!

Hit the Brakes! Kid Jokes Submitted by Mary The first time my son was on a bike with training wheels, I shouted, "Step back on the pedals and the bike will brake!" He nodded but still rode straight into a bush. "Why didn't you push back on the pedals?" I asked, helping him up. "You said if I did, the bike would break."

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