الخميس، 12 ديسمبر 2024

Why Firemen Have Dalmations

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Baby Jokes
Submitted by barber7796

Saw the cutest TRIPLETS in the mall last week. Each had a personalized shirt.
1st shirt said: I WAS PLANNED.
2nd one said: I WAS NOT.
3rd said: ME NEITHER!

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Why Firemen Have Dalmations
Kid Jokes
Submitted by Anonymous

A nursery school driver was delivering a van full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said Tommy.

"No," said Billy, "he's just for good luck."

Peter brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," he said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants."


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