الأربعاء، 11 ديسمبر 2024

Why You Crying?

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Capital of North Carolina
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Submitted by Dan the Man 009

Joe: "I know the capital of North Carolina."

Sam: "Really?"

Joe: "No, Raleigh."

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Why You Crying?
Little Johnny Jokes
Submitted by Benjones

Little Johnny ran into the room sobbing as through his heart would break.

"Whats the problem Johnny?" asked his mother.

"Oh, daddy was hanging a picture and he dropped it on his toe," replied Johnny.

"Why, that's nothing to cry about. You should be laughing at that," said his mother.

"I did," Johnny replied.

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