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Marriage Jokes
Submitted by Harry Finkelstein A man was watching TV and enjoying a beer. "Don't go," he yelled at the screen. "Do not enter that building. Walk away. Argh, you stupid man!"
His wife called from the kitchen, "What on earth are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
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| His Recent Painting
Misc Jokes
Submitted by barber7796 A starving artist was discussing his recent painting for a local museum.
"Was it hung?"
"Yes, near the entrance where everyone could see it."
"Congratulations! What was it?"
"A board saying, 'Keep to the left'..."
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| Thought Of The Day: Words of Wisdom "Even a fish will keep out of trouble if it keeps its mouth shut." |
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